Holiday Humor Ornament – 100% Chance of Alcohol & Poor Decisions

🍷 Funny Wine Christmas Ornament – “Christmas Forecast: 100% Chance of Alcohol with a Sprinkling of Poor Decisions” 🎄

Bring the laughs to your holiday tree with this witty wine-lover’s ornament! Perfect for anyone who loves a good glass of wine (or two) and a holiday season full of cheer, this ornament is guaranteed to be a conversation starter.

✨ Why You’ll Love It

• Hilarious Design: “Christmas Forecast: 100% Chance of Alcohol with a Sprinkling of Poor Decisions” – festive truth, anyone?

• Perfect Gift: Ideal for wine lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, or that friend who always brings the party.

• One-of-a-Kind: Each ornament is hand-painted, so no two will ever be exactly alike.

• Gift-Ready: Comes with a decorative ribbon hanger—ready to hang or wrap up as a cheeky holiday gift.

🎁 Details

• Material: 80mm round acrylic disc

• Finish: Hand-painted & hand-initialed with the year created

• Ribbon: Decorative hanger (may vary slightly depending on inventory)

✨ Whether you’re decorating your own tree or gifting a friend, this ornament adds sparkle, humor, and a splash of “holiday spirit” (literally).

👉 Order today and let the festivities begin—wine glass optional!

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Personalization Reminder: All personalization details must be submitted at the time of placing your order to avoid processing delays.

If your request includes photos, logos, or other images, please email them to orders@rhythmsofgracecreative.com and be sure to include your order confirmation number in the subject line for proper tracking.

Orders without complete personalization information may be delayed, so please double-check your submission before checking out. Buyer is responsible for confirming that all personalization details are correct (artist can only go off what is provided).

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Please Note: All of our ornaments are individually handpainted/handmade with great care and attention to detail. Because of this, each ornament takes a minimum of five (5) days to complete, in addition to the quoted shipping time.

In some rare cases, we may have a pre-painted ornament available, which could ship sooner—but this is not the norm. If you need your ornament by a specific date or sooner than the standard processing time, please message us before placing your order so we can confirm availability.

Also, please be aware that orders placed after November 1st may take longer than 5 days to complete due to our busy holiday season (November 1st–December 20th). We appreciate your patience and understanding during this festive time!

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