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The Christmas I Became Smoking Hot! (Thanks Perimenopause/Menopause)

The Christmas I Became Smoking Hot! (Thanks Perimenopause/Menopause)

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The Hottest Ornament of the Season — Literally.

Move over cocoa and chestnuts—there’s a NEW reason things are heating up this holiday!
Introducing our Smoking Hot Christmas Ornament Collection, celebrating the magical…
the hormonal…
the sweaty…
the absolutely unstoppable era known as Perimenopause and Menopause.

Whether you’re embracing the chaos with humor, gifting a fellow hot-flashing queen, or immortalizing the year everything changed, these ornaments bring laughs, sparkle, and a whole lot of personality to any Christmas tree.

Four options. One iconic vibe.


💪 Why You’ll Adore This Gem

  • Personal Touch: Add a name, year, or sassy message to the back! Want a specific version? We’ve got you.

  • Two Characters + Two Text Options: Mix, match, and choose the combo that fits your journey.

  • Gift-Ready Delight: Comes with a festive ribbon hanger—ready to give, hang, or proudly display for all to chuckle at.

  • Built to Last: High-quality materials + pro-level sublimation = long-lasting color, clarity, and hotness.


🌟 Product Highlights

  • Size: 3" x 3" round (approx. 4" with ribbon for that extra flair!)

  • Material: Smooth, durable MDF with polished laser-cut edges

  • Print: Hand-sublimated for bold, vibrant color that stays flawless year after year

  • Ribbon: Colors vary depending on inventory


📝 How to Personalize

Just drop your personalization details in the NOTES at checkout:
✔ Name
✔ Year
✔ A heartfelt message or a hilariously accurate one (“Still Sweating!” “Hotter Than My Ex!”)

We handle the rest!


🎁 Perfect For:

🔥 Moms, sisters, aunties, besties
🔥 Anyone currently melting from internal volcanic activity
🔥 Women who’ve earned the right to laugh through it
🔥 Stocking stuffers, gag gifts, milestone gifts
🔥 YOURSELF (Queen, treat yourself.)


🎄🔥 Celebrate Your Hot Girl Era — No Apology Needed

Whether you’re honoring the peri journey or fully welcoming meno-magic, this ornament is guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and a whole lot of “OMG I NEED THAT!”

Snag yours now and let your tree sparkle with truth:
This Christmas, you really ARE smoking hot. 😉🔥🎄


Personalization Reminder: All personalization details must be submitted at the time of placing your order to avoid processing delays.

If your request includes photos, logos, or other images, please email them to orders@rhythmsofgracecreative.com and be sure to include your order confirmation number in the subject line for proper tracking.

Orders without complete personalization information may be delayed, so please double-check your submission before checking out. Buyer is responsible for confirming that all personalization details are correct (artist can only go off what is provided).


Please Note: All of our ornaments are individually handpainted/handmade with great care and attention to detail. Because of this, each ornament takes a minimum of five (5) days to complete, in addition to the quoted shipping time.

In some rare cases, we may have a pre-painted ornament available, which could ship sooner—but this is not the norm. If you need your ornament by a specific date or sooner than the standard processing time, please message us before placing your order so we can confirm availability.

Also, please be aware that orders placed after November 1st may take longer than 5 days to complete due to our busy holiday season (November 1st–December 20th). We appreciate your patience and understanding during this festive time!


 

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