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Santa Sees What You’ve Been Reading Ornament | Funny Smut Reader Gift

Santa Sees What You’ve Been Reading Ornament | Funny Smut Reader Gift

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📚🎅 Santa “He Sees What You’ve Been Reading” Ornament

Funny Romance Reader Christmas Ornament | Smut Book Club Gift | Personalized

Attention spicy book lovers… Santa’s been watching, and let’s just say…
he’s SHOCKED. 😳📖🔥

Meet the newest must-have ornament for smut readers, BookTok addicts, romance lovers, and every book club that needs a little naughty in their Christmas decor.

Featuring a blushing, wide-eyed Santa clutching a book like he just stumbled into Chapter 27, this ornament is guaranteed to get a laugh — especially from anyone whose TBR list is 80% “spicy.”

Perfect for hanging on your Christmas tree, gifting to your reading bestie, or adding to your smut-themed book cart for the holidays.


✨ Why You’ll Love It

  • Perfect for SMUT fans & romance readers

  • Hilarious and relatable for anyone whose Kindle library is… questionable

  • Great book club gift or stocking stuffer

  • High-quality 3" round sublimation ornament

  • Double sided — duplicate image or personalized back

  • Representation not needed for Santa but hey, if you want a different vibe, message us!


🖌️ Personalization Options

Choose your back design:

✔️ Duplicate Image

Santa sees it all — on BOTH sides. 🎅😂

✔️ Personalized Back (FREE!)

Add:

  • A name

  • Year

  • Book club name

  • A spicy quote

  • Inside joke

Add personalization notes at checkout.


🎁 Product Details

  • Material: Flat sublimated ornament

  • Size: 3" circle

  • Quality: Vibrant, crisp, high-resolution design

  • Back: Duplicate image OR personalized message

  • Hanger: Gold ribbon (style may vary)

  • Made By: Rhythms of Grace Creative LLC

Each ornament is individually pressed, ensuring bright color and long-lasting durability — because Santa will be seeing your smutty reading habits for YEARS.


📚 Perfect For:

  • Romance readers

  • Smut lovers

  • Book club swaps

  • BookTok girlies

  • Spicy stocking stuffers

  • White elephant adult edition

  • Anyone who cracked open Chapter 12 and never recovered


🎅🔥 Let Santa Judge… It’s Fine

Add this hilarious ornament to your tree and embrace the fact that yes —
he sees what you’ve been reading.

And he’s deeply concerned. 😂

Order yours now and bring the spice to your holiday season!


Personalization Reminder: All personalization details must be submitted at the time of placing your order to avoid processing delays.

If your request includes photos, logos, or other images, please email them to orders@rhythmsofgracecreative.com and be sure to include your order confirmation number in the subject line for proper tracking.

Orders without complete personalization information may be delayed, so please double-check your submission before checking out. Buyer is responsible for confirming that all personalization details are correct (artist can only go off what is provided).


Please Note: All of our ornaments are individually handpainted/handmade with great care and attention to detail. Because of this, each ornament takes a minimum of five (5) days to complete, in addition to the quoted shipping time.

In some rare cases, we may have a pre-painted ornament available, which could ship sooner—but this is not the norm. If you need your ornament by a specific date or sooner than the standard processing time, please message us before placing your order so we can confirm availability.

Also, please be aware that orders placed after November 1st may take longer than 5 days to complete due to our busy holiday season (November 1st–December 20th). We appreciate your patience and understanding during this festive time!


 

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