🎄💃 THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL… IN PERIMENOPAUSE! 💃🔥

(Or MENOPAUSE — because the show must go on 😉)

If you’re a Gen X or Millennial woman who grew up loving the glitz, glam, and drama of a true showgirl…
but now find yourself sweating, fanning yourself, forgetting why you walked into a room, and living off iced coffee and sheer willpower…

✨ Welcome to your new era: The Life of a Showgirl in Perimenopause/Menopause ✨

This hilarious ornament captures the chaos, sparkle, and daily plot twists of hormone-fueled showgirl life — complete with feathers, flair, and a hot flash happening mid-performance.

Choose your version:
🔥 The Life of a Showgirl in Perimenopause
🔥 The Life of a Showgirl in Menopause

Both equally iconic. Both equally accurate.

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💗 Why You’ll Adore This Ornament

• Two Versions to Choose From: Perimenopause or Menopause — pick the one that fits your current season (or emotional state).

• Personal Touch: Add a name, year, or a funny message to the back! If you forget, don’t worry — the design prints beautifully on both sides.

• Gift-Ready: Comes with a festive ribbon hanger so it’s ready to hang or give straight out of the box.

• Built to Last: Made from durable MDF with bright, crisp sublimated color that stays fabulous longer than your last good night’s sleep.

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🌟 Product Highlights

• Size: 3" x 3" round (approx. 4" with ribbon)

• Material: Smooth MDF board with polished, laser-cut edges

• Print: Hand-sublimated for vibrant, long-lasting color and detail

• Ribbon: Color may vary depending on current inventory

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📝 How to Personalize

Add your custom details in the NOTES section at checkout:
✨ Name
✨ Year
✨ Or a message like:

• “Still a Showgirl”

• “Hot Flash Headliner”

• “Glitter, Sweat & Hormones Tour 2025”

We’ll work our magic from there!

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🎁 Perfect For:

• Women in their hot flash, mood swing, sudden sparkle era

• Gen X & Millennial queens entering the next stage of fabulous

• Best friends, sisters, coworkers, dance moms, and wine-night sisters

• Anyone trying to survive perimenopause/menopause with humor and glitter

• White elephant parties (the women will fight over it)

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💃🔥 Sparkle Through the Chaos

This ornament is a perfect reminder that even if you’re sweating, overwhelmed, and wondering if you’re aging or evolving…

✨ You are STILL a showgirl.
✨ And this is STILL your stage.

Grab yours now and celebrate your hottest, sparkliest era yet! 🎄💃🔥

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Personalization Reminder: All personalization details must be submitted at the time of placing your order to avoid processing delays.

If your request includes photos, logos, or other images, please email them to orders@rhythmsofgracecreative.com and be sure to include your order confirmation number in the subject line for proper tracking.

Orders without complete personalization information may be delayed, so please double-check your submission before checking out. Buyer is responsible for confirming that all personalization details are correct (artist can only go off what is provided).

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Please Note: All of our ornaments are individually handpainted/handmade with great care and attention to detail. Because of this, each ornament takes a minimum of five (5) days to complete, in addition to the quoted shipping time.

In some rare cases, we may have a pre-painted ornament available, which could ship sooner—but this is not the norm. If you need your ornament by a specific date or sooner than the standard processing time, please message us before placing your order so we can confirm availability.

Also, please be aware that orders placed after November 1st may take longer than 5 days to complete due to our busy holiday season (November 1st–December 20th). We appreciate your patience and understanding during this festive time!

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