🎉🎄 Happy Festivus Ornament — “A Festivus for the Rest of Us!” 🎄🎉

Seinfeld-Inspired • Hilarious • Perfect Gift for Superfans

Celebrate the season the Seinfeld way with our Happy Festivus ornament — complete with the iconic metal pole, chaotic dad energy, and enough Festivus spirit to fuel the Feats of Strength.

Grandma might not totally get it…
…but she’ll STILL want one. 😉

Whether you're a lifelong fan or gifting to someone who can quote the entire episode, this ornament is guaranteed to spark joy, laughter, and maybe a grievance or two at the holiday table.

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✨ Why You’ll Love It

🌀 Pure Seinfeld Nostalgia
A hilarious tribute to one of the greatest sitcom holidays ever created.

🎁 Gift-Ready
Comes with a snazzy ribbon — hang it, gift it, or fling it joyously into a stocking.

😂 Conversation Starter
Perfect for parties, office desks, holiday trees, or that one friend who always celebrates Festivus.

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🌟 Product Details

• Size: 3" round ornament (plus ~4" of ribbon fabulousness)
• Style: Two-sided design — back of ornament can be personalized with name(s), date(s), or a short quote. If personalization is not requested, the image will be printed on both sides.
  Material: Smooth, cozy MDF with gently rounded edges
• Print Quality: High-resolution sublimation that stays crisp and vivid
  (…even if your memories of finals week have faded)
• Ribbon: Color may vary depending on Santa’s supply chain 🎅😅

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🎁 Perfect For…

✨ Seinfeld fans
✨ White elephant & office parties
✨ Stocking stuffers
✨ Anyone who appreciates chaotic holiday traditions
✨ The person who ALWAYS has grievances to air

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🙌 Handmade With Heart

Designed and pressed by Rhythms of Grace Creative LLC — where we bring joy, laughter, and a dash of quirky holiday spirit to every piece.

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🎉 Ready to kick off the season the Festivus way?

Add this ornament to your cart and celebrate a holiday that’s truly…
FOR THE REST OF US! 🎄💥

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Personalization Reminder: All personalization details must be submitted at the time of placing your order to avoid processing delays.

If your request includes photos, logos, or other images, please email them to orders@rhythmsofgracecreative.com and be sure to include your order confirmation number in the subject line for proper tracking.

Orders without complete personalization information may be delayed, so please double-check your submission before checking out. Buyer is responsible for confirming that all personalization details are correct (artist can only go off what is provided).

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Please Note: All of our ornaments are individually handpainted/handmade with great care and attention to detail. Because of this, each ornament takes a minimum of five (5) days to complete, in addition to the quoted shipping time.

In some rare cases, we may have a pre-painted ornament available, which could ship sooner—but this is not the norm. If you need your ornament by a specific date or sooner than the standard processing time, please message us before placing your order so we can confirm availability.

Also, please be aware that orders placed after November 1st may take longer than 5 days to complete due to our busy holiday season (November 1st–December 20th). We appreciate your patience and understanding during this festive time!

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