🎄 Funny Christmas Ornament – “Recycled Fucks I Don’t Give” | Adult Humor Holiday Gift | Personalized Sublimated Ornament | 6 Character Styles
Meet the viral-worthy holiday ornament that perfectly sums up the year:
“This ornament is made 100% from recycled fucks I don’t give.”
Bold, cheeky, and laugh-out-loud relatable, this flat sublimated Christmas ornament is the ultimate adult humor gift for anyone who loves a little sarcasm with their seasonal sparkle.
Available in six inclusive character styles, this ornament is designed to reflect real women—and yes, representation matters. If you want a different look, hairstyle, or skin tone, just message me for a custom version!
⭐ Why This Adult Humor Christmas Ornament Will Be Your New Bestselling Gift
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Funny & Relatable: Perfect for midlife women, moms, coworkers, and anyone running low on holiday patience
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Personalized Options: Choose double-sided printing or add a custom message, name, or year on the back
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Unique Holiday Decor: A standout novelty ornament guaranteed to spark conversations and laughs
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Perfect Stocking Stuffer: Great for white elephant parties, Secret Santa, or adult-only gift exchanges
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Inclusive Designs: Six character styles—because personalized representation matters in holiday décor
🎨 Ornament Variations (6 Styles Included)
Choose the design that looks most like you (or your sassiest friend!):
- Black woman with curly hair
- Blonde woman - short hair
- Blonde woman - long hair
- Brunette woman - short hair
- Dark hair - short
- Santa Claus (for dads, grandpas, or anyone who gives zero holiday fucks)
Each design is vibrant, crisp, and professionally sublimated—made to last for years of laughter.
🖌️ Personalization Options
Option 1: Double-Sided Printing
Same design printed on both sides.
Option 2: Personalized Back (FREE!)
Customize with:
- Names
- Year
- Short message
- Funny phrase
- Inside joke
Add details in the notes section at checkout.
📌 Product Details
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Material: Flat sublimated ornament
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Size: Approximately 4–5 inches
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Print: High-resolution sublimation with long-lasting color
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Back: Double-sided print or personalized text
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Ribbon: Festive hanger included (may vary)
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Designed By: Rhythms of Grace Creative LLC
🎁 Perfect For:
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Funny Christmas gifts
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Adult humor ornaments
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Gag gifts & white elephant exchanges
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Sarcastic holiday décor
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Gifts for best friends, coworkers, sisters, and moms
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Personalized Christmas ornaments
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Women in midlife who are DONE giving fucks
✨ Add Humor (and Honesty) to Your Christmas Tree
Order today and give a gift that guarantees a laugh—because recycled holiday patience deserves its moment.
Want a custom version? Need a different character style?
Just message me. Representation matters, and I’m happy to create it!
Personalization Reminder: All personalization details must be submitted at the time of placing your order to avoid processing delays.
If your request includes photos, logos, or other images, please email them to orders@rhythmsofgracecreative.com and be sure to include your order confirmation number in the subject line for proper tracking.
Orders without complete personalization information may be delayed, so please double-check your submission before checking out. Buyer is responsible for confirming that all personalization details are correct (artist can only go off what is provided).
Please Note: All of our ornaments are individually handpainted/handmade with great care and attention to detail. Because of this, each ornament takes a minimum of five (5) days to complete, in addition to the quoted shipping time.
In some rare cases, we may have a pre-painted ornament available, which could ship sooner—but this is not the norm. If you need your ornament by a specific date or sooner than the standard processing time, please message us before placing your order so we can confirm availability.
Also, please be aware that orders placed after November 1st may take longer than 5 days to complete due to our busy holiday season (November 1st–December 20th). We appreciate your patience and understanding during this festive time!
