🎄 New in the Shop: The “Recycled Fucks I Don’t Give” Ornament Collection
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Because sometimes… holiday magic requires a little honesty.
Every year around this time, we deck the halls, light the tree, pour the cocoa, and cheerfully pretend we’re not hanging on by a single glitter-covered thread.
And look—here at Rhythms of Grace Creative, we love Christmas.
But we also love a good laugh… and the kind of truth-telling that keeps us sane through the school parties, gift swaps, family dinners, and the 47 emails that all seem to arrive at 6:12 a.m.
Which brings us to our newest (and already iconic) addition to the shop:
🎉 The “Recycled Fucks I Don’t Give” Ornament Collection
Bold? Yes.
Relatable? Absolutely.
Environmentally conscious in spirit? We’ll let you decide. 😉
These ornaments are for the women (and Santas!) who show up, sparkle, and smile — even when their holiday patience is recycled at best.
They’re funny. They’re festive. And honestly, they’re the perfect representation of how many of us feel somewhere between Thanksgiving leftovers and that one relative asking why you still haven’t made the sweet potato casserole “their way.”
✨ Six Styles — Because Representation Matters
One of my favorite things about this collection?
You get to choose the character that feels the most you.
We’ve created six different styles so everyone can find themselves in this tiny circle of holiday honesty:
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Black woman with curls
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Blonde queen of Christmas sass
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Brunette midlife magic
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Light brown hair & living her best life
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Dark-haired, done-with-your-drama
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And yes… a winking Santa who has officially run out of holiday patience
And if none of these quite match you?
Just message me. You know I’m always happy to create a custom version.
🖌️ Personalized or Double-Sided — Your Tree, Your Rules
Each ornament is made using high-quality sublimation printing on a flat, durable ornament that won’t fade, crack, or chip away.
Choose from:
✔️ Double-sided printing — same design front & back
or
✔️ A personalized back — add a name, year, inside joke, or short message (for FREE!).
Feel free to get sentimental… or stay sarcastic. I support both.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for:
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Your best friend who’s been done since March
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Co-workers who get your humor
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Moms deep in midlife mayhem
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White elephant exchanges (this one always gets stolen)
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Anyone who appreciates Christmas and honesty
Because nothing says “I love you” like giving a gift that says,
“I care deeply… I just don’t have time for the nonsense.”
💚 Join Us in Spreading Snarky Seasonal Cheer
We had way too much fun designing this collection, and we hope it brings as much joy (and laughter!) to your home as it did to ours.
Because if we’re going to recycle something… it might as well be the last few fucks we have left. 😉